You drive me completely crazy.
Everything would be so simple if the kids weren't there.
And if you didn't have such a nice ass.
Where is that little
peachy ass of mine?
Little juicy, peachy ass.
It's like a little alien coming from another planet.
Richard!
What the fuck?
Oh, hum, Jennifer?
Just a friend.
She, uh... She came for two days before...
Anyway... Stan, Dimitri, my associates.
Hi.
- Hi. - Hi...
I'll leave you guys to it.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
Oh yeah, we got nothing to lose.
As soon as I can, I'll fly far away.
Tell me where.
I'll book my plane ticket right now.
To L.A.
Everything is possible there.
Everything goes faster.
And... you can be noticed in no time.
And be noticed as what?
I don't know.
Just to be noticed?
You'd have to be blind not to notice you.
- Fuck. Leave it. - What is it?
Peyote.
A local, highly powerful hallucinogenic. This shit
could flatten a football team.
It's for me!
- For tonight! - Hey.
This, plus weapons, is a guaranteed accident, you fucking morons.
A few years ago, a Polish guy got so high on this shit,
he sawed his own leg off without feeling a damn thing.
He died without a drop of blood in his body.
Here you go, beautiful. Could you go and hide it somewhere safe?
Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
Oh, yeah!
No, no no no. No.
Wow.
Hey! There she is.
Oopsie, hang on a sec.
There we go.
Oh. Richard went to give our passports to the gamekeeper.
It'll take him all morning.
Oh.
And Dimitri is nursing a hangover.
Which will also take all morning.
So.
It's just the two of us.
- I'm gonna start packing. - Oh.
If I want to be ready on time.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
Oh, no, it's OK, you just surprised me, that's all.
Hey, this is a nice bedroom.
Yes, it is.
You know, it really is a shame
we didn't have more time to get to know each other better.
Call me when you can.
We could do...
a thing or two...
together.
I don't know if I'll have time with work.
Oh, work.
So now you're a fucking politician.
What is it you don't like about me?
No, nothing.
I just want to know, so...
tell me.
What is it you don't like about me?
You're... You're not my type, that's all.
Oh.
Why am I not your type?
You're...
you're too small.
Oh.
I like taller guys, that's all.
There we go!
And I haven't changed height since yesterday, have I?
I asked you a simple question.
Even for your tiny little oyster brain,
it shouldn't be too difficult to understand.
So, I'll ask you again.
Did my height
change
since yesterday?
No.
And yet, you seemed to like me yesterday.
No, but I...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we were dancing together last night,
everything was very clear.
You came onto me like a pussy in heat,
rubbing yourself against me,
turning me on.
And now, suddenly,
I'm not your type?
Like that, boom.
During the night, I've become too small for you.
Yesterday, you were dying for it.
And now you're apparently...
Stop.
Richard will be back anytime soon.
Oh, Richard.
Hey.
Call the helicopter.
I want to go home.
Hey, calm down, calm down.
I'll take care of everything, OK?
Don't worry.
How long did I sleep for?
- Has the helicopter arrived yet? - Shh...
Everything's OK. I fixed everything.
I made a few phone calls to find you a job.
In Canada.
It's practically Los Angeles.
That's the amount I transferred to an account for you,
you can use it as you please.
Jen, this is the possibility to change your life,
to fulfill your dreams.
I want to go home right now.
Call that fucking helicopter.
Baby, baby, baby... Don't act like a child.
You know that's not possible.
If you love me, think about me.
OK, they fucked up big time,
but you're so damn beautiful, it's hard to resist you.
Come on. Jen, they'll come and apologize
and we'll forget about the whole thing.
You call the goddamn helicopter!
Or I'll call your wife and tell her everything!
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You little whore.
You dare threaten me or fuck things up in my life?
Don't you ever talk about my wife.
Don't you ever say her name.
Hey, stop! Stop! Stop!
Jen, look at me.
I'm sorry about the slap.
I didn't mean to hurt you. It's just... stress.
I lashed out without thinking.
Give me your phone.
Give me the fucking phone!
I'm calling the chopper, I don't want to hear another word about it.
What a fucking mess.
Hey Roberto, it's Richard. How are you?
I'm very good, thank you. Listen, we planned a pick-up at 2:30pm.
Yeah. And I would like to make it earlier.
Yeah, as soon as possible.
Perfect.
OK, thanks.
He'll be there in 30 minutes.
OK?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy! Take it easy!
Take it easy.
Did you really think I was that fucking stupid?
A fucking idiot
who will let his rifle loaded
lying around for you to touch!
Murder.
Hey, beautiful.
Peachy ass.
What is it you don't like
about me?
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!
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